Britney Spears, Bald and Beautiful?


by Stephen Crotts

I’m sure all you are quite aware of the very strange behavior of Britney Spears. Some of you might even have seen some images of Britney with out hair that the general public hasn’t been privy to. (I don’t mean on her head either.) Why such erratic behavior in this once fairly normal down to earth woman? At first, I thought all this was a publicity stunt. I mean what a way to get yourself in the news but there hasn’t been that twist yet, the part where we see the all new Britney Spears and how she had just lost it for a while. Instead, we have seen bare below the waist Britney and now the bald Britney. So what is going on? This writer has a theory and let me preface it as just speculation. Sadly, I am not in the inner most circle of Britney’s entourage. Britney probably is suffering an existential vacuum, common among the stars. They get fame and start looking around for meaning in this life, the luxury most of us don’t have time to pontificate on the meaning of life and then they get bored and start in with the drugs and the drinking and before you know it they are saying racial slurs after being picked up for a DUI. What they really should she have done?She should have focused on giving meaning in this life, a lot of people don’t like Brad Pitt because how his marriage ended but no one can deny how he has transformed that vacuum in his life into a positive thing, helping others around the world. I’m sure Brad had his wild days but now he has ended up being quite the humanitarian. For some who are not aspiring to Gandhi-like status, they get their meaning in their past times and their past times are as varied as the stars themselves. A popular way to fill many stars day lately has been the wildly popular activity, Texas Hold ‘em at the big tournaments and of course the World Series of Poker. So Britney, on the off chance that you actually ever read this article. If you are on drugs and alcohol, lay off them and either start learning Texas Hold ‘Em or get to your charity work. You can find meaning in this life. Don’t worry though, your hair will grow back and think of the money you will save on conditioner while you are waiting.

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Stephen Crotts is the webmaster and co-owner of Cement Dog, he also is a certified computer tech. Visit their website at: http://www.cementdog.com

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