The Problem With Snoring Dorkuses Is That They Have Pigs Under Their Noses
The thing with dorky pigs and porky dorks is the same: they are misunderstood. You thought this was just gonna be another high school blog post but it isn't. It's actually a lesson in morals that will put Tina Fey to shame, and make you realise that actually even Fey didn't know it, but the mean girls actually represent the corporates of America and how they are trying to control popular opinion. Beyond this, they are also trying to control the self-worth of everybody involved which makes them a lot of money in advertising agencies. This is because making sure that all the populations covet a nominal type of appearance and beauty, and skin, and hair, and intimate life with their partners, so that everyone can live in what is today the future robotic jungle. That is not an oxymoron. Like every true oxymoron, it twists back into being a part of the same Mobius strip and is connected like a any Chinese finger puzzle.
The thing that people do once they catch pigs wild is that they put them through branding agencies. Why? Because that's how they number and sort out the pigs and keep them in check - with the scorch marks on their ears. What they don't know is that it has a dual effect on the people who do it because it makes them scorch their soles. So, in a way, when you scorch a pig, it scorches your soul and the whole thing works not unlike the fictitious entity known as a horcrux. What all kinds of authors of old have always tried to tell us is that basically it is impossible to do any harm to anyone without scorching your own soul. This was also the intermittent message of Oscar Wilde's Dorian Gray of the very strange painter-like name.
What the authors of all these books obviously didn't know they were doing was breeding generations of people who wanted to write in an era where books would be outmoded. What would happen instead is that our heads would be bursting with words we cannot do much with and our fingertips would yearn to write till some sense in made, till infinity is breached, till the cows come home, but to no avail. The only outlet to it now, and a clever one, is that of advertising agencies who help you type, text, chat, and never let your fingers tire. Ironically.
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