Reality Tv (The Killing Machine)

The RealWorld, Dancing with the Stars, American Idol. Reality TV is everywhere, it acts as one big drug. It's addicting, it's everywhere, and it cost money :-D. But some of the Reality TV shows are just flat out lame. So imma break down some of the most dumbest reality tv shows for you. MTVThe Real World - Ahhh yes the real world. Should be called the easy life. No one wants to 7 strangers live in a house (for free) and have their (party)lives taped. Every season contains, The "Attractive" girl, The girl with problems, The Minority, The White Frat Guy, The somewhat regular but nerdy guy, The Muscle man, and the gay guy (lol). No one wants to watch the real world when two guys are kissing, it's like they pan over super fast because it makes for good t.v. (Atleast give us a chance to close our eyes!).MADE - Now this is one of the few shows I actually like. I mean who doesn't like to see people work towards their goal and 99.9 of the time fail miserably. MADE actually came to my school and MADE over this girl who wanted to be a boxer. She said in her school article they made her friends repeat something if the camera's missed it, or do something if it was a bad angle, and make her put on makeup to label her as the girly girl. Awww MTV since when did you become GOD?CRIBS - Hate it, that's all I got to say. It's depressing, we are working x10 harder than anyone you will ever see on that show, but what do we have to show for it? A cat that barfs all over the house and a bucket of Ice Cream. What's even more depressing is seeing 10 year olds with mansions (lil bow dumb, and lil Romedoh). All in all kep your 3.2 Million dollar estate to yourselves before you accidentally show how your brinks security system can be bypassed and get robbed. VH1Celebrity Fit Club - As Americans we feell it's our duty to have a weight management show on every channel, and after that a celebrity gossip demoralizing show on. So why not combine the two? We give you one of the most self dehumanizing concepts on the whole TV. Flav's Love Mansion (or whatever the craps called) - FLAVOR FLAV!!!! I watched a full episode and couldn't even understand one word I heard. Good Concept bad Idea. When you are famous and have lots of money, women are not gonna instantly love you and you plan on getting married. I mean I could of told you this from the first episode when every girl was kissing up and down him. It's like a groupy but 30 years above average. And what's up with the girls name? It's like Ghetto Indian Tribe Names (Pumkin, New York, Peaches, Smiley, Hottie) I mean come on you gotta be kidding me! Fox - CBSSkating / Dancing with Celebrities - Formula? A Celebrity and a professional ____________ = a show for the family. I'll pass. Celebrity (n.) A Famous Person, Renown; fame. LoL not after this show your reputation will fall faster than fidel castro on a cool dark night. Jerry Rice for an example, WHY!? WHY!? You are one of the NFL's top leading recievers. Now when you are brought up in a conversation you will be recognized as "the guy on dancing with celebrities". All in all Reality TV is a Human wasteland, spreading it's filth thru-out the telewaves. Distributing it into your childrens heads. So when they get older they will be the one to signup for The Real World or MADE and make themselves look like idiots. The worst of all stations is MTV. Musical Television, lol can someone tell me when was the last time they played a Music Video? Why not give up the rights to someone who is willing to play music and rename yourself Myspace Television because it consists of 90 dating shows, just like myspace :-D.Closing Thoughts: Get a refund on your cable television, Jay Leno and Halo 2 will do the job for me. :-P

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