To Infinity And Beyond

When it comes to buying stationery, look only for the most long-lasting kind. Pinker is a kind of mechanism that metabolises when it arrives from a distant galaxy in the past. It also eats leprachauns and defacates disappearing gold. Sometimes when my keyboard sparkles in the middle of the night, I am reminded of jewels which remind me of Shankespeare's advertising companies.Of course I am talking about the Nicolas kind, the one who writes about smut and romantic fiction, but the jewels even remind me of the other Shakespeare who wrote plays and he used to use words that were as heavy and precious as jewels in one's mouth. A lot like Pinker's defacations after all.

There are flowers which dance dogs to glory and they like to eat humans. They are amazingly yellow and the human eye cannot fully perceive them. There is a chance that the suns on other planets set at all sorts of different times, creating a sort of orchestra of several rainbows as opposed to sunsets, and they go off at all sorts of odd times in the middle of the day. The people living in these planets are likely to find it completely normal to see a riot of colour in their own skies and perhaps they don't need a Creative Agency to make their lives more colourful, but you probably do. So beware.

Beware that dogs and dolphins are people too and they don't need to read books to prove they have intelligence in their minds. In fact dolphins have managed to prove to humans that they are simply non-human persons and may not be used to acquire profit in certain countries. This is an outstanding law. The web designer will be very pleased to meet fish that dance without hats because it makes such a refreshing change to the world of entertainment, ergonomics and logistics.Humans have a need to keep sitting down. They don't have strong enough muscles to keep standing all day. One truly wonders what allowed them to evolve to such narrow tolerance for most things. They cannot breathe in water, and they cannot stand either too much heat or too much cold. It makes them a very helpless species who is getting more helpless now that there is global warming (self-inflicted) that is bound to come get them and arrest them to their greenest doom.

Pinker is a sparkly photograph with an Einstein hairstyle and many magical thoughts about how to live life and type faster and faster to infinity and beyond.

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