Advertising Blimps - Distinctive

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I have talked on several occasions about my strong feelings towards balloons. I’m not sure if I’ve gotten into how I feel about blimps, though. If you’re even slightly smarter than anyone named Garret than you should sense that I like the blimp even more than the balloon. Well, that’s not totally true; blimps in general are just okay. It’s the blimps that advertise that I really like, I think it’s a hilarious way to advertise. In a world where we have become so accustomed to the rapid fire cut images initiated by MTV its nice to see something as unhurried as a blimp.

But, if MTV has just got you so incapable of appreciating anything slower than a Guy Ritchie movie, then I think I may have just the thing for you—The Sky Doc. It has all the weightless beauty of a blimp, but with the spunk of a jackrabbit. The Sky Doc has been recorded at traveling up to 110 miles per hour; this is in contrast with a blimp’s paltry 40.

Imagine what kind of coverage you’ll be able to get out of your advertising dollars with the area you can have moving at 110 miles per hour. If you’re worried about the possibility that the Sky Doc will be traveling so fast that people won’t be able to properly read your advertising, don’t worry. In fact the ungodly high speeds of your advertising blimp will help to attract the attention of all who catch but a glimpse of it. It will be moving so fast that people will give all the attention they can to assure themselves that it isn’t a terrorist attack, simultaneously giving your product the recognition it deserves. Additionally, people will be so relieved that your blimp isn’t an attack that they will form an unconscious link between your product and national security—Ka-ching!

So, do advertising right. Don’t settle for a blimp like everyone else, get the Sky Doc and get those orders rolling. The Sky Doc is also hurricane proof—patent pending.

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