How Do You Hide The Fact You Are Stoned?

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If you have ever enjoyed a smoke of the green stuff then you will know that it has an effect on your mind, your body and your face. While this is often an enjoyable thing, when you suddenly have to go and do something other than sit watching TV or spit balling about who would win in a fight between Spiderman and the Hulk, then you need to know how to hide the fact you are stoned. Especially if you have to do something like go to work or meet with your bank manager. It is not recommended to do either of these things while stoned but if you forgot that you had to do it...then here you go.<br/><br/> Avoidance<br/><br/> The best thing to do is to avoid going all together. Being stoned in many situations where you need to have your wits about you is a very bad idea. If you have to make proper decisions or do something tricky which requires concentration then you should really try to avoid going at all. Call in sick, cancel an appointment or try to think of some excuse which will get you out of going all together.<br/><br/> Look<br/><br/> If you can't avoid going then you first need to address how you look. To take the attention away from your red eyes, you should wear a hat or a colourful scarf. Wash your face and if you have glasses, wear them. First impressions count even in this situation, so try to look as smart as possible by combing your hair and wearing something which doesn't look like you have slept in it.<br/><br/> Act<br/><br/> When you have the look sorted, you need to know how to not act stoned. To do this you need to remember what it's like to talk to someone who is under the influence. Their mind finds it hard to stay on topic and your body just wants to sit down. Don't act like you have cannabis seeds in your pocket or herbal highs down your trousers; try jogging on the spot to get your body awake and try to keep eye contact with who you are talking to.<br/><br/> Listen<br/><br/> Above all you need to listen to what they are saying. The biggest give away is not replying to a direct question even when you are looking right at them. Keep your mind focussed by concentrating on what they are saying and think about what you want to say in return.<br/><br/> If you manage to do all this you will have a good chance of hiding the fact you are stoned from even the shrewdest individual. One more tip: don't be late!<br/><br/><br/><br/>

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