Office Depot's "See Jane Work" Collection From Kat's Reviews Of Products She's Never Tried
Susan B Anthony, Ruth Ginsburg, Gloria Stienem, Office Depot?????
Ok, Ladies! Put the Lifetime Channel on mute and re-cap the nail polish, because I have just hit the "Ovarian Jackpot" with this weeks product review! I am pretty sure that Office Depot has just revolutionized "Girl Power" into a form that will allow us to make some cash without the assistance of Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me" playing in the background. With the unveiling of the "See Jane Work" collection, females will be able to turn that spare bedroom (that will be the baby's room once he commits!!!) into an office space that dabbles in vintage and sophisticated floral designs. In other words, prepare to make your Mary Kay service calls from a well-coordinated workspace! Finally, our dreams of contributing ideas and resources to the workforce can become a color-splashed reality!!!!
Obviously, I have always considered a career of my own, but have been too fearful of facing the same black stapler every day. I am far too pretty for a boring desk set, and I would stop counting calories before I allowed toneless filing cabinets to control my life. Despite this vow, I have had my dreams.... I know it's the feminist in me, but while washing the dishes I would often fantasize about being a successful business woman in a tiny black dress, serving coffee to a table of masculine executives, rather than my husband and his golf buddies. Now, Office Depot has made my trips to the Limited worthwhile!
My recommendation: start slow. It will take time to decorate our offices to perfection, so don't start applying for "Sexy Intern" just yet. I would begin with a colorful planner and a scented gel pen. All calendars include stork stickers so you can mark your most fertile days! Then, I would start with a vintage tote, which can second as a diaper bag once you're done with all this business woman silliness! Finally, slowly work your way up to the leather mouse pad, coordinating filing cabinets, and ducky tape dispenser.
To sum it up, we finally have a chance to make a difference. This could lead to so many women being more than just big boobs and ridiculous thoughts- We can be those things with a purple briefcase! Businessmen- start stocking up on tampons in the powder room, because we are defiantly going to consider taking this work thing semi-seriously!!! Oh My Gosh, Ladies- We are going to have SO MUCH FUN!!!!
About the Author
Kat's reviews of products she's never tried can be seen on her blog. She is a contributor to the Infaux; a news site that produces satirical and goffy stories. If you want to have a good laugh, more of their work can be seen at http://www.theinfaux.com/
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